Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
aproudmom
Glen Head, United States
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
:(
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Top comments
rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
italianbby 11
Aw, I think that's so cute because he's so innocent. Well I guess it always depends on how old your brother is too.
baby_dee97 8
op said he's 4
alex6946 10
if he's 15, it aint too cute.
pimpstatus 0
hahahahaha reminds me of the time my freinds used tampons for a nosebleed and he didn't know they were tampons lol
igoteffed 0
that reminds me of the time when no one gave a shit
hottottie 0
that's just mean.. why didn't anyone tell him?!
TalkinSmack 6
lmfao... they work just fine as earplugs... or noseplugs!
iAmScrubs 19
so THAT'S what I've been putting in my ears all this time!
iSurf_fml 8
Ya, but you can use them to stop nosebleeds.
felah17 6
Pics,or it never happened!!
ILuvvHay22 0
Ooh.. that kinda sucks. he wasn't wearing them out in public though, was he..??
angryoriental 0
they were clean right?!? no harm no foul
alliegraywords 13
I created a FML account just for post this :)
thegreatbigwhite 2
kill him