Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
aproudmom
Glen Head, United States
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
kingatowning 2
so that's what the red stuff is! I thought it was ketchup, so i licked it clean and proceeded to use them as ear plugs... they didn't taste like ketchup
northern_lights 0
Oh how traumatic and Earth shattering for you, OP. Hopefully you'll be able to overcome this terrible and senseless tragedy :/
anggeeeel 3
why the **** was he using them for ear plugs anyways ?
hoopla12345 0
thats funny and adorable, dont be ashamed!
hmbsfp 0
haha and i thought my bros had problems
perkzoi69 0
now I'm curious on how well tampons could actually function as ear plugs FML
nejacobsen 0
atleast it wasn't if u had a sister and she took one and put it up the yum yum
5t3ff1k4h 47
The "yum yum"...? Dear God...
AlkatrazTsubasa1 0
no they are cotton swabs. lol. jk
carmilla15 0
I had the same problem with my little cousin, but she stuck them up her nose.
TheAsianAmerican 5
i told my brother that pads were napkins . he's 7 and he says , " no they're not ! it's underwear ! " haha(: