Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Top comments
rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (113)
fister23 0
but they are useful for gun shot wounds while your in Iraq and don't have any other medical supplies
charlybarly 0
Every one knows they are for stopping nose bleeds.
katierocks 0
hahahaha THESE ARE TAMP I MEAN EAR PLUGS
baby_dee97 8
well its better than bloody nose stoppers:) ahhhh she's the man :)
bubblegum9000 3
i used to think they were giant band aids for nose bleeds...so once i walk out into my living room with one jammed up my nose xD i had the right idea, just the wrong spot
KickItHigh 32
Some tampons are too big to fit in the ear... Ow.
SteelCladAngel 0
LOL cute my brothers went into my bathroom (in my bedroom) and would use pop them from the applicators like rockets they also dug through my dresser drawers and found flavored lube and ate it thinking it was candy ((it hadn't been used yet, it was a new purchase)) also used to go into my fridge and eat the food I bought for lunches at work... my parents didn't feel the need to teach the kids any ******* boundaries and would blame me for the kids getting in my stuff. :-/
sydneybrown 4
I know how you feel my sister thought they were water toys and took them outside and played with the neighbors kids with them
hthelittleone 10
ok everyone knows that using tampons for nosebleeds is from she's the man and final destination 4. we get it.
swaggersauce 4
BUT THEY ARE GOOD TO STOP NOSE BLEEDS :P