Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
aproudmom
Glen Head, United States
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
:(
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Top comments
rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
sheethapins 13
So... they are for nose bleeds then? I was right?
rebekahah 7
yeah... you and that movie "she's the man"
SteelCladAngel 0
wrestlers ((like school wrestling not wwe wrestlers)) use them for nose bleeds and when my dad went on his hunting trip the guide suggested the guys put some in their first aid kits in case of nosebleeds or cuts
rebekahah 7
they ARE pretty absorbent. :) and sometimes more compact than a tissue.
monkeywrench1 10
Someone had to break the news for him. :)
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Depending on his age, this may not be a huge deal.
evaki1 12
He is 4 v.v
smurfsarwales 9
whoa op replied :)
ColorfulDonut 7
hi op!!!
LoveForNerd2 0
Ooh, iv never seen op reply!!
vicvic1997 0
give her some slack his a little kid
evaki1 12
Hi people o.o
pedobear123 0
hohoho let me explain to him in terms he might understand ;)
nohugs4u 8
keep your distance pedobear
nohugs4u 8
keep your distance pedobear
dvdp112 0
^ I lol'ed...see LMFAO
sourspraykay 8
36- ..?
hiyourcute 0
But they work great for bloody noses!
XZeenon 1
18 - You're a **** and stfu.
vicvic1997 0
that's true me mom put one on my nose before and it worked pretty good haha lol;)
PaisleyKing90 0
why was your little brother playing with tampons anyway!!!!
awsm44 0
kids get into alot of things
wordnerd42 0
When he grows up to be a famous rocker, and his ears bleed after a show, and he rediscovers this valuable alternate purpose, he will spite you for having lied to him.
rararauhuh 5
Haha, win!
smartalek 2
uhh wow. gross. he should not have access to them. EVER.
A7X_LoVeee 10
What's she supposed to do? Keep them in a locked safe? I can't imagine her leaving them scattered on the floor; he probably found them and became curious.
JasonEP 3
yeah for real and ffs it's both like they were used or anything. grow up
CobraKitNu 7
If they were used, that's a win.
oliviaisbombx3 0
ew lol
CobraKitNu 7
I guess no one saw the humor in this FML like I did, heh.
txgirl2013 14
another fennec fox :]
simply_improper 1
thats stupid. they dont even look like ear plugs nor would they fit. ydi for being inbred
lmaoatall 6
ydi for not understanding that little tykes are curious and don't know better.
5t3ff1k4h 47
34 - Please do not reproduce.
simply_improper 1
too late :p
rebekahah 7
they look like them without the string and they DO fit. assuming OP isn't a "large".
nightfire2258 26
Damn I feel sorry for your offspring