Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
aproudmom
Glen Head, United States
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
nobrasgirl 3
hahaha that's wicked funny. now you have an embarrassing story for blackmail when he gets older
Skatejock21 0
well you can't blame him if he's really young, they weren't meant to know younger than 9. However, if he's older, than well, he's your problem if you don't ever explain anything to him. I never knew what tampons were used for until I started sex ed in jr high when I was 12.
ryankon518 3
Where do babies come from?
itsallgoodintheh 0
I don't know the store
5t3ff1k4h 47
69 - Not from a tampon.
Skatejock21 0
a dutch oven
MilkShakez 0
storks drop them on your doorstep
cupcakexxrawr 0
hahahhaa this makes me think of She's the man when Amanda sticks it in her nose :P funniest part lol
bischkeboy 3
well that's not so bad. my twin brother shoved one up his butt when I was like 14. I think what made it worse was that he knew what they were for.
sup_bitch 0
"you shouldnt have done that hes just a boy"-cartman
wonder11 0
Lol my czn was asked by her little brothers there was an ad on tv and they said "hey what's that!? Tell us we might use them when we grow up" lmfao she said "ask your older brother he knows better" LOL!
birdfreak 24
awww cute lil bro
jklol11 0
why would he even have access to those??
5t3ff1k4h 47
Because 4 year old kids typically explore and open cupboards. Do you people not use your heads? It's not like packaged tampons are poisonous to a child (like medications are).
itsallgoodintheh 0
is your brother silly hahaha he seems silly and tampons could be earplugs if you want