Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
aproudmom
Glen Head, United States
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
sblhaine 0
poor kid just doesn't want to hear you talk
nervewurrba 0
Well, he would have to learn eventially :P and young kids dont rlly care when it comes to those convos haha
lemonzone25 17
Weird....I had to explain to my little cusion that my ear plugs weren't tampons.
saralove420 0
they're for nose bleeds, get it right !
ALCM_slkg 0
It was Final Destination 3 wasn't it? Damn those crazy movie people, though you do have to admit it's impressive how they wreak havoc with mild humour.
Gofrieddough12 5
how did this kid get a hold of tampons?
atlernick0 6
I hope you didn't use his "ear plugs" afterwards!
unicornpower56 7
I remember when I was 9, I used to think all girls had to go to the doctor sometime in their life and get a needle stuck in their privates. I was a early bloomer and had my period at 10, when my mom told me I had my period I got really worried and weirded out cause I didn't yet understand what a period was..
unicornpower56 7
And I thought pads were diapers for teenagers/women. Lol!
lil_ham1644 29
My kitten thinks they are toys. She actually knocks the box on the floor & pulls them out.