Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Warfare
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Top comments
rebekahah 7
maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs
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Comments (113)
imerichello 18
Well, why not?
Bubbles77777 11
Aww that's adorable
randybryant799 21
Well they weren't specifically made for that but....