Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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Top comments
HiddenMonkey 8
Is it her house? Too bad for you. Your house? She did wipe your ass for you when you could and all those hard times in school. Let mom have her fun.
zephyrum 0
At least she isn't naked
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Comments (132)
Akharr01 5
Deal with it. If it embarrass's you then get over it!
xSorry_fml 10
Is granny spry?
IhateAtroll42 8
If you're a guy, then I totally understand. I, being female, would still be mortified, but I also happen to be disgusted by naked bodies of all types. People are revolting. XD
ZielZone 4
Get over it.... Geez
analuro28 1
There is nothing wrong with been naked and if u don't like it u can cover ur eyes
mommabear0823 12
I find nothing wrong with this. I mean I use to be very uncomfortable with walking around in a bikini, have a kid, you lose all sense of dignity and self consciousness.
Jimboom 12
Got wood?
DrMime 10
No, just milk... :(
AbbySciuto_fml 7
I understand the OP. My mother has walked around in her underwear and her birthday suit for as long as I can remember, no matter how many times I tell her it makes me extremely uncomfortable.
jaystreet46 4
YDI for living with your mother at that age. Unless she had you at like 50, of course. Something tells me you're at least 30 tho.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Did you consider the possibility that the OP is there because their mother has some issues and needs the help. Whether it be monetarily or just in helping to lift heavy stuff. I mean my mother is only in her early fifties and she already has some stuff that she is just not physically capable of doing any more. It could be the same for the OPs mother.
EduJav321 24
Well, she IS your mother, her word is final!