Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
Is it her house? Too bad for you. Your house? She did wipe your ass for you when you could and all those hard times in school. Let mom have her fun.
zephyrum 0
At least she isn't naked
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Comments (132)
hateevryone 15
she just wants to be naked in her own house
sjhill 32
lovely images. much appreciated...
monagro 22
Its not really...
mike3775 39
My mom is 61 and has had so many medical issues that she basically lives in her underwear these days(she has had colon cancer, liver cancer and due to the chemo, when she has to go, she has to go, and having more clothes on makes it harder for her to make it) and whenever I go over, it doesn't even phase me. Why let it bother you? If its her house and she is comfortable walking around in her underwear, so what. Just think of how many times when you were little she allowed you to go around in just your underwear, even when it wasn't appropriate.
Ins_Knie 2
Amateur. I took a bath when I visited my mom last, and she came in and took a dump in the toilet... What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled.
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Wow, relax! It's just a body. And if she's wearing her underwear what's the big deal? I'm willing to bet no one has a gun to OP's head forcing them to look anyway. Get a grip.
SamyLoca 0
It's her own house, so who cares.
Fisahgurl 1
Sounds like my grandma.. After awhile you get used to it lol.
fml479 0
Wow
tinkybonk 10
I bet you're still living under her roof...