Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
Is it her house? Too bad for you. Your house? She did wipe your ass for you when you could and all those hard times in school. Let mom have her fun.
zephyrum 0
At least she isn't naked
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Comments (132)
imcharp 5
Her house - her rules. You should join in on the fun. Woohoo.
imcharp 5
Her house - her rules. You should join in on the fun. Woohoo.
crashley21 10
I don't see the problem. Yes, it's a little disturbing to look at but she is your mother. You probably were in the bath or shower with her as a toddler and she probably did it all the time when you were younger and you just didn't notice. It's normal for mothers to do that. My grandma is 70 and she does it when I visit.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Lucky! my Mom doesnt even wear underwear!
cupcakedoom 3
I don't think it's appropriate for you to be telling your mother what is and isn't appropriate for her to do, as long as she is dressed when guests come over.
nvo 6
You still live at home????
Ktgurl967 0
Wow cant you find something else better to complain about then this? At least something that would be worth my time. All this is is a petty complaint
donut_gurl 8
if you don't like it move out!
chinagirl3343 8
Hope you told her that you wouldn't be visiting her anymore then. That's perverted. What grow woman wants her grown child to see her in her underwear... Answer: a pervert.
sulitak 27
if its in her own house, then she's not a pervert, that's just how she's comfortable.
elizacandle 29
Owneed.