Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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Top comments
HiddenMonkey 8
Is it her house? Too bad for you. Your house? She did wipe your ass for you when you could and all those hard times in school. Let mom have her fun.
zephyrum 0
At least she isn't naked
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Comments (132)
DustyStorm 16
Yup, agree... Her house, your bad. Your house, you're justified.
DustyStorm 16
Actually, I amend.... Her house, your bad. Your house, still your mother. After all she's done for you all of these years....would you prefer that she wasn't around? At all? Be thrilled your mom is still alive. What I wouldn't give to see mine just one more time.... In whatever the hell she damned well please. Cherish your mom from here on out because someday you'll be on this side of the grass when she isn't on the right side of it, so to speak.... *heavy sigh*
tinysocks 11
She's your mom, she can do what she wants, esp if it's her house!
hennessy89 34
Your mom is awesome. :)
caviar_fml 2
not inappropriate if it's her house?
vigorblade 2
That's just what parents do sometimes. They don't feel the need to cover up in front of their child.
maddyyghee 6
Oww yuck :S
PRpandaz 6
Hey everyone deserves to be comfortable, right?
kleopath 11
Sounds like something my mother would say.
Irakli_1 27
EWWW