Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
firefighterjohn 9
facebook has changed this generation
silentbutfunny 0
80's were shit if you ask me, beehives for haitstyles, crack was introduced, 40's & 50's (after ww2) was where its at!!
misfitmonroe 4
The sad thing about this generation is: I bet your daughter isn't the only one to try that stupid face for a license photo.
Fylminesawsome 5
YDI For having such a stupid daughter.
THE_A_TEEN 28
YEAH, it's her fault for having her! This should have never happened unless she got that abortion, or never ****** her husband, or never decided to have her, or killed her before this happened! BLAME THE PARENTS!!!! (sarcasm) You're an idiot.
tmd4L 7
Does anybody actually like the duck face?
Dramori 29
Slap the duck out of her!!!
burtonbullet 10
Bang?
desireev 18
Why am I getting so many thumbs down? Dearest Mods, my app is messing up really bad. It's posting 2 comments everytime I comment. Can you fix it pweez?
Random017 7
I had to Google this... Clearly I'm not on Facebook enough.
infamous1212 10
Looks like it's about time for some duck hunting. Grab your guns everybody, the herd needs a thinnin'! *cocks a shotgun*