Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
OG_Treezy 2
This is why the British are almost as stupid as the Russians..
EvanRL 0
YDI for raising such a stupid kid.
Clamcreepy 7
Just what is so damn special about the "duck face" pose? I will never fully understand how women think.
Bekll 31
Don't generalize.
deequu 20
The actual duck face pose comes from the face chicks and guys do whilst giving a ********. Why does nobody know this? Where are all the 4chan users?!?
aperfectxdeath 3
The duck face for your ******* must be pretty small. It's an O face for me.
desireev 18
Listen Chick!! No need to make me envy-green! Lol I wish I was born in 1969.. :( My mother was born in 1969 as well. And that makes me sad..
desireev 18
Listen Chick!! No need to make me envy-green! Lol I wish I was born in 1969.. :( My mother was born in 1969 as well. And that makes me sad..
DonJamieson 0
Wow... Stupid daughter. I'm sorry for you
desireev 18
I changed my profile picture just for this FML.
firemedic919 0
and this is our future good job on the raising of the future leader of our world
JD18 0
Hahaha it would be funny if she did, but she would look like an idiot