Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
moop256 10
When I was a teen in 1980's I was in libya and we had nothing like this because the dictator ghdaffi formed somewhat if an iron curtain with the western world...
vbmg152 19
I'll say it again; You raised her!!!!!
gipper22 0
It's alright, the girls that do the duck face usually get laid on the first date.
missmegs129 1
Oh wow...I just don't know how to respond to that one :/
yusaku02 20
Let her do it, anytime she gets ID'd people will look at her like a complete retard.
JayJavaMonsterr 10
What is with so many girls & the stupid duck face?! IT DOESN'T LOOK SEXY! IT LOOKS STUPID! Let her, when she finally realizes how dumb she looks & that she can't change her picture, then maybe she'll understand.
monkeyman247 1
But isn't that why god gave women lips? Lol jk jk
isk8pro445 4
Today I had a bowling tournament, so one of my friends decides to talk about how the team standing behind him sucks dick at bowling. Ahhhh FML
polkadot3155 6
you can do whatever you want for a picture
ZOEY2343 0
That's so true