Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
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Top comments
Pistolaro 0
just call the hotel and they will check for you
amberbby69 6
You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?
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Comments (137)
VvCJHvV 6
Jess! Gutzzz I was referring to 30 since it was directly below my joke/referrence.
JesseJaymz 0
all u guys reaaaalllllly think she didn't call before driving 300 miles. they always say no one has turned anything in yet anyways. and if she didn't then I doubt she had the number to the hotel, and if she did, where's the first and only place u put a new number?....ur cell phone...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
How hard is it to look up a number? Though I agree that she probably *did* call.
heyfuq 1
Dumb ass bitch.
gutzzzz 0
ahhhh gotcha 55, my bad
Ms_Jessie22 8
How's it going pumpkin?
VvCJHvV 6
It's cool :). You totally beat me to reversing his genius lol.
VvCJHvV 6
Going alright. Just got back from family emergency stuff. You?
j3nnif3r_09 0
Hey I'm a Ramirez tooo! and I put 09 on everythinggg! lol By the way OP I've learned to check everywhere before or I would have called?
Ms_Jessie22 8
Oh I'm sorry, I hope everything is alright. I've been doing splendid :)
YourEvilHero 12
I do stupid things too. but nearly as stupid as you