Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
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Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
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Pistolaro 0
just call the hotel and they will check for you
amberbby69 6
You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?
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Comments (137)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well in Nort Duh-koh-tuh The closest distance to the nearest town, ANY town, is 300 miles. So don't act like this is a big deal OP (If you havnt been to ND you wouldn't get this)
VvCJHvV 6
Haha gutzzz. Yeah and I keep having these dreams of raiding this Golden Mead Hall because of listening to the occupants sing with loud drunken voices and it's really quite annoying lol. Haha true SOTY. Fun fact, well for me it is lol, I was going to be named Dakota. See then, my name would have been twice as rare as it is now... lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, Loren is rare all by itself Then the bluntness of my middle name (Timmay!) Tim kinda counteracts it but at least my last name isn't like Smith or Jones, only one of my name on FaceBook :D there's ones plus
rawrcupcakesz 0
OP you are so stupid lol. I just hope when you have kids you forget where you leave them. hey Cody and chris
VvCJHvV 6
haha true true. You are the first Loren I known of. Hey Rose :)
PsYcHoTiCv1 0
at least you have your purse :)
lucious_mama 0
been there done that it sucks
robc32ca 4
thank you!
alphaqi234 0
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frenchygirl931 0
that hapes alot :-[