Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
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Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
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Top comments
Pistolaro 0
just call the hotel and they will check for you
amberbby69 6
You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?
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Comments (137)
qtbabe127 22
try calling the hotel next time dumb ass! ydi!
FMyLifeCereal 0
In North Dakota, they call that "the next town over".
no_luck83 0
^ true story
stewpididiot 11
This FML Should read" FML ' cause I'm a ******* RETARD !!!!! .......
missmurderx 8
hey vvc; are you talking to yourself?!
lottaluv 0
atleast u found it
teacher411 0
You should have called first. YDI
mykola 0
rofl
tj79 3
that's why you call and ask first
mjolene 0
op ur stupid, shouldve cAlled the hotel first
skyttlz 32
I hate purses. I just keep my phone and wallet in my pockets and that's all I need.