Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
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Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
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Pistolaro 0
just call the hotel and they will check for you
amberbby69 6
You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?
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Comments (137)
dodge_trucks 0
check ur car first ydi
Mrmoe 0
why not calling first? YDI!
OMGJASMiNE 0
driving is funnn(:
itz_towelie 6
depends on what you're driving
OMGJASMiNE 0
yea it's a long drive(x ha I wish I would drive a bugatti(: dream car right there(x
LilAfo 4
depends on whats in it (:
OMGJASMiNE 0
26 I agree
VvCJHvV 6
Bugatti Veyron's are nice... but a Pagani Zonda Roadster F all the way! lol. Unfortunately it lost in the race :( Still looks awesome :P
OMGJASMiNE 0
a bugatti? a bugatti is 1.8 million $$
LilAfo 4
a Bugatti Veyron, or the new Audi R8 that would be loco :/
OMGJASMiNE 0
31 they are beeeeeautiful not nice(x
LilAfo 4
the Zonda Uno is beast too
OMGJASMiNE 0
ohh my god if I had one I'd marry it(: seriously Im in love with carz(: I work on them(x
VvCJHvV 6
Oh yeah the R8 is droooling sexy lol I saw them and got to touch one at the auto show in Chicago and it was beast. It's a lot more affordable than the other two cars mentioned. lol. Yes Jasmine they are beautiful cars :).
LilAfo 4
Ahhh, german mechanism are very often to droll about (: and Italian cars too (:
OMGJASMiNE 0
onfg if I touched a bugatti I'd get wet(x its sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy(:
BillyBongBlast 1
Whenever I read your name OMGJasmine it appears to be ******
LilAfo 4
yhh they're beast (:
OMGJASMiNE 0
53 I don't get it aha?(x
VvCJHvV 6
Haha. I know right! German made super cars are meant for the Autobon ;). Lmao Jasmine. That is the reaction most owners of those beastly cars are proud to inherit lol.
LilAfo 4
the autobahn is craaaaazy ahh - it's like the Formel1 without the racing cars :/
OMGJASMiNE 0
aha shit id enjoy that car!(x now I want it even more!(: lmao.(x
gutzzzz 0
hey now wait a minute!!!! I'm German :O
OMGJASMiNE 0
so?(x
LilAfo 4
Gutzzzz - i looooove your autobahn (: Antiflood should be beaten up
gutzzzz 0
lol, not frommmmm Germany, just German lol, grandparents from there silly :p
LilAfo 4
i just thought :b my bad - and u should still share the cookie with me :b
OMGJASMiNE 0
carz just blow our minds away(:
VvCJHvV 6
Gah it's autobahn lol. I can't think tonight >.> I'd still get my Zonda ;). I have German in me, and no Italian, but I still want my Pagani lol.
OMGJASMiNE 0
I will always be a badass driver(x .....hopefully(x
gutzzzz 0
haha, I'd be juuuust fine with any of the previous cars mentioned, I have a piece if junk I make look nice :p
OMGJASMiNE 0
lmao 82
LilAfo 4
pagani is seriously loco uff (:
gutzzzz 0
haha, not saying I don't know anything about cars... everything I do to my car, I do myself :) buttttt I just have a cheap car. ahhhh the perks of not being rich :D
LilAfo 4
lol one can always wish (:
OMGJASMiNE 0
97 yur soo right!
gutzzzz 0
oh I do, alllllll the time lol
LilAfo 4
what car do u own gutzz?
bettadenne1 0
and then everyone laughed at you ...what a sad world we live in smh
OMGJASMiNE 0
I hope yu enjoyed the ride(x
silver86_fml 2
so you do boxing and work on cars? I'm sure I forgot a few other things... regardless a girl that does those kinds of things, and still pulls off being a beauty and photogenic lol you should share your secrets with other woman.
OMGJASMiNE 0
there isn't a secret silly(x but thanks:D I just have a passion for diffrent things (: never liked Barbies or dollz when I was a baby(x Im wierd(:
silver86_fml 2
lol it's admirable none the less :D
CodyJ09 0
Moral of the story: make checklists for every situation. they help
FYLDeep 26
At least you found it? But, did it have drugs in it or something? Why else someone drive 300 miles without calling first?
VvCJHvV 6
Roadtrip! Shouldve taken two friends with you while you sang: We are the three best friends that ANYONE could have! And we're the... because you are a Reh-tard.
Ramirez09 0
Your a idiot.
gusgus36 5
yeah why wouldn't you look in ur car before just assuming it's at the hotel and driving allllll that way? seriously. and you didn't call the hotel either?