Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
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Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML
Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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Nanner789 0
Play along.
airforce987 20
USA! USA! U! S! A!!!!!! Did he try to radio General Patton with his shoe?
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Comments (164)
bballforward33 10
Ur a terrible ****** person. U know he prolly has dimentia or something related to it (ya ik its spelled wrong idc im from maine) and he doesnt know. By saying **** your life ur basically saying **** the guy who lived in an era of fear even though he couldnt control that or his disease
RK626 7
and I always think I've had a bad day at work...
joesuperman 0
That's awesome
warlink 0
Too bad there was no actual fighting during the cold war. Perhaps you could propaganda him to death instead.
FatMan23 10
Welcome to 'nam bitch!
greatfirstdate 18
Aww, that sucks. I work in a retirement home and I love it, but the dementia residents can really scare you.
sportsftk 5
Why'd you have to do community service OP?
FarscapeSDC 9
Oh yes, I've known some old people like this. I knew one who threw rocks at me, shouting "The Japs are coming!", thinking I was a Japanese soldier who was invading. How he could have mistaken me for a Japanese soldier I have no idea. I'm not even Asian.
m4green 3
Nice name btw
Dynamite73 25
It's I good thing they didn't blow your cover. I've heard that Guantanamo Bay is not the best "vacation" spot.