Kids: Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball...

By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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Saturday 25 June 2011 19:48

how would finding their birth certificates help distinguish their names?

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hahah way to go..

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timon6442 6

Thursday 1 March 2018 19:03

How the **** do you not know your own kids name's? ******* terrible parent you are mate.

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