Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Marriage story
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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maby171 0
Uh.. no you don't, that's not your problem
kinga08 0
Parents should never involve their children in their marital problems. Sorry OP that you have to deal with that, it's not fair to you.
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Comments (141)
kinga08 0
Parents should never involve their children in their marital problems. Sorry OP that you have to deal with that, it's not fair to you.
roblaycle 3
I don't have a Facebook. it's stupid and a waste of time
instnt1nfction 17
ok
sarapsosis 1
hokay
kinga08 0
Well now, who knew that little tidbit in my About Me would be such a conversation starter on all these comments!
sarapsosis 1
oh yeah you feel special huh
kinga08 0
72, actually no not really. It's just that all the comments I've left on the last couple of FMLs have led to this conversation, which has nothing to do with the FMLs themselves, and I have no idea why.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
could have told them no and they could have just found another way I would never have done that cause I worked hard for it not my fault they never got along
TraceCase_ 19
FYParents
MissBunny25 0
15 **** Your Parents? wow , incest.. hmm.. somehow I don't see how that pertains to the FML.
jess6blondie9 3
Bahah!
TraceCase_ 19
Does posting in this thread literally mean people want to have sex with their lives? Perv!
sarapsosis 1
58- you do realize that, like most words in the English language, words can have more than one meaning, soooooo this site doesn't really advocate the ******* of ones own life, as you have suggested, though I have no idea how someone would **** they're own life... but I'm sure you were being sarcastic... so yeah
TraceCase_ 19
66-that's exactly the point I was trying to make. I was replying to another comment. Sorry to sound dumb!
FlozellPeters 0
your just stupid. plus they may not have asked if you'd get out of their basement
leearm104 4
what are you talking about. it sounds more like this person's parents lives in his/her basement.
iwadasn 33
16, not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" makes you lose the right to call other people stupid.
that_is_Nathy 9
this sucks in more than just one way
Lqum26 0
Actually it only sucks in one way. The only thing that sucks is he has to pay for his parent's divorce. I'm pretty sure that you are a very dumb person with no friends.
BecomingX 0
There are payment plans that doesn't interfere with how fast the divorce gets finalized...
khaya 9
I know who wears the pants in this family.
cptmorgan15 2
The dog?
sarapsosis 1
The cat?
goza27 0
The bird?
skateking133 0
Everybody's heard about the bird.
Mitcha857 0
the birds the word
Katie_the_Great 6
haha I love that family guy episode.
Mitcha857 0
yea it's one of my favorite family guy episodes ever
Blondiebee88 0
Why? it's their problem, if you don't I'd make them pay me back and charge a huge interest.
wisericky 12
in the end OP is really making an investment. he now get double gives for Chrismas and birthdays.
roblaycle 3
you deserve it, it's your fault they are getting a divorce
ironwords 8
you're a douche
Kelita 0
29 u prob went through the same thing huh....Ur parents divorcing cause they embarrassed of u.....just sad. FYL. I'd b embarrassed of u too.
xk75 4
no, you really don't.