Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Marriage story
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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maby171 0
Uh.. no you don't, that's not your problem
kinga08 0
Parents should never involve their children in their marital problems. Sorry OP that you have to deal with that, it's not fair to you.
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Comments (141)
Rbfarrish 0
Um, just say no. Why are you paying?
monagro 22
They cannot afford a lawyer to write up the divorce papers?
Daydreamer4466 6
No way your mom and dad are douche bag's sorry. Hope thing get better.
DeeGe 0
your an idiot yd u do it???
DocBastard 40
Too...much...irony... *head asplodes*
Zebidee 9
Slow day at the orifice Doc?
leearm104 4
you shouldn't be insulting anyone's intelligence.
mollysunshine 2
there is no way you deserved this... the people that clicked on that button are douches.
thecovert 7
F that. Tell them to grow up and pay for their own crap.
He_Shot_Me_Down8 0
Your a better person than I am.
moniquemenard123 0
were you the reason for them getting married in the first place?...either way tell them to get a second job! that's what parents would tell their children anyways!
PeteElMalo 0
op - had to? there's this new word in the dictionary - "no" - I suggest you look it up?
Dean_king 0
You should have told them where to go that just sucks.
Hockeyboy4280 18
After they raised op for 18 years, is the reason op even has money in the first place, and on top of it, the only thing they (parents) share together, just told them to go to hell? Wow. While I don't agree with OP having to pay, he/she shouldn't pour any salt in the wound