Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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Top comments
Ninjaface 0
When they got up there, you should have crowned the new boyfriend.
BeeSkwaird 0
I'm well out of college and think everyone tearing the OP down over "high-school drama" is pretty thoughtless. It matters. That's a hard situation, OP, and we really don't know all the backstory. But if you have the backbone, you could have confidently put the crown on her head while saying, "You look beautiful."
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Comments (74)
Live_And_Let_Liv 0
get over it. gosh stop acting like a wussy. ur in highschool
SaintJimmy 0
There is a 99% chance that since it's High School it's not love, it's infatuation.
cowinvasion 0
A. It's high school. B. You're president, and dated the homecoming queen. You'll get over it.
FlaminYawn 0
where I'm from the Class President is always a douche...
SaintJimmy 0
Where I'm from the class president is always the hottest girl in school.
CloudEnvy 17
Take the crown for yourself and laugh.
BeeSkwaird 0
I'm well out of college and think everyone tearing the OP down over "high-school drama" is pretty thoughtless. It matters. That's a hard situation, OP, and we really don't know all the backstory. But if you have the backbone, you could have confidently put the crown on her head while saying, "You look beautiful."
quarty165 0
thank you! that's exactly what i've been thinking. Just because the OP is in high school doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. Moreover, for all of you who said he doesn't know love cuz he's in high school, you only say it because you didn't. I found the man I'm going to marry in high school. While a lot of people don't know what love is at that age, don't assume that's everyone.
plexico 4
As you're placing the crown on her head, stop abruptly and say, "I'm happy for you and I'm gonna finish, but Beyonce has one of the best asses of all time . . . one of the best asses of all time."
plexico 4
I accept that condition and the win! Thanks! If only I knew her best friend's name! Or her sister's!
netbeui435 3
f&@" her and her new bf.
PaperShreds 0
Threesome!
PaperShreds 0
Sob about it to every girl in your school. They'll feel sorry for you and you'll get seriously laid.
Bright_Lights 14
This is why I don't go to dances.