Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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Ninjaface 0
When they got up there, you should have crowned the new boyfriend.
BeeSkwaird 0
I'm well out of college and think everyone tearing the OP down over "high-school drama" is pretty thoughtless. It matters. That's a hard situation, OP, and we really don't know all the backstory. But if you have the backbone, you could have confidently put the crown on her head while saying, "You look beautiful."
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The_Pleb 0
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p00n_cup 0
Made me lol.
nerdking21 10
That is the best thing I have ever seen. Sad that you took the time to do that, but still awesome!
brainstewdgeek 0
Quit bitching and grow up.
hey2341 0
that sucks but...not exactly fml worthy
realggirl 0
Who cares?
Best_Loser 0
You can't have your cake and eat it too, young man.
pot_n_kettle 0
That really sucks. Try to stay positive, though. One day you'll be okay, and you're class president. Hang in there! =)
eoswald 0
don't worry, you have no idea what love is - since your in HS. Sooner you move on with your life the better your life will be.
LoveMeTURBO 0
awww : (
Gleeful 0
Awwww POOOR WITTLE BABYYYYY THAT IS SOOOOOO AWFUL. Get over it.
xjasmine 0
aww:( that sucks I'm sorry:(