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Santa Claus
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I’m your new creative director
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Work is a 4-letter word
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I agree, my mouse works.
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100 kick-ass comments
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One more and it's business time
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A new thumb
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
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The return of the thumb
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Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML

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You deserved it

By dudster25 - / Sunday 10 April 2016 04:20 / United States - Hanford

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 February 2019 14:52 / United States - Hartford

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gimmeasalad / Saturday 21 April 2012 06:01 / United States - Walnut Creek

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TJ - / Thursday 7 January 2010 16:50 / India

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The Mixer

Inception

Santa Claus

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

I’m your new creative director

Checking you out

Work is a 4-letter word

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

Supersize Menu

Judgmental

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time

A new thumb

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

50 favorites

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: master ninja