Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
This woman's work
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Mr_mur_der 0
Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.
derper71 3
if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)
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Comments (207)
minimonster_fml 0
Haha ewwww
sarasweetie 0
ewww no one wants to know about your bush.
mematteden 2
as lil wayne would say ewww dat nasty
Cocokacho 2
I thought the carpet always stayed dark...
brunettegurly 0
maybe you accidentally ****** a ghost
ztormbringer 3
Know what you mean! I was alright with everywhere else. But THERE? N oooo!
Admetria_fml_fml 1
Ew
sweetheartslim 0
uh, thanks for sharing? tell us how you really feel?
hallibelle 4
If it makes you feel any better, you can dye it to make yourself feel younger!!
littlexlune 16
Be glad you're making it to old age.