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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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I'm confused on how that actually happens. How does it get stuck?

i lost interest after the first two lines wondering what it had to do with intimacy... I had to do a double take when i reached the last line saying "wait, what????"

puddin128 1

I'm wondering why/how the phone ended up in there....

Wtf why was it there to begin with?

An "apple" a day DOES NOT keep the doctor away. ;)

robc32ca 4

Phone sex... You're doing wrong...

....... Why the **** was it in there in the first place?...

I cringed out of horror.

How did she manage to get an iPhone in there ?!?!? How ??????? Uuughhhh ..... The image in my mind gives me the chills ...

She should've shoved an otter box into her beaver box