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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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Shadowkatt 0

your daughter isnt very bright...

stepymac 15

I guess she put his phone on vibrate for ************

britty143 0

WOW it's called a sex toy fingers or a bf hunn jeez!!!

She should be thankful that it isn't still the 80's - Imagine if he had one of those old 'brick' phones!

britty143 0

Wow dubass bf use what u got sown there or ur hands or toys hunn!!! Not good

What the ****...forgot to mention before putting it there she updated her status with her phone number haha

Loosey goosey

I can certainly see why he would be pissed...that's one for the record books

lemonsquid 6

That's nasty.