Animals: Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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kimcompton83 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:11

How many times have you had to do it?

daybid 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:43

Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.

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DooleyFTW 17

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:55

That's a terrible thing to say! Give it some oats and let it run free horses dont like being underground! The coyotes are helping the poor thing out digging it up.

18princess93 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:00

I wouldn't want to get to know you even if I had the chance. You're heartless. I would HOPE that if someone who you cared for died, that you would have such disrespect for them. >:(

leahmae88 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:01

Which is why they say 6ft under, so other animals can't smell it and dig it up. Kinda asking for it on that one.

18princess93 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:02

Oops. I meant "wouldn't". NOT "would"

moneybagz131 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:11

Aw that sucks. I know how u feel. I live on a ranch and burying the animals you raise aint a good feeling at all=(

Andrea87_fml 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:21

Dig another grave, for the coyotes...

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 10:08

Yeah, but then the coyotes will tunnel from their grave to the horse's, so you'll have done all that extra work for nothing.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:44

If it were anyone else, I would've thumbed you down, but after i saw your name, I knew for a fact that you're being sarcastic. You're welcome. :)

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 7 March 2012 20:46

Thumbs up for your pic!

katie72 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:21

Bear traps would work although they are blind weapon. I'm sure there's a better for word for what I'm trying to say here

cosmosis 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:45

Burying horses is hard work. Bury the coyotes instead!! No coyotes means old Mr. Ed can sleep in peace

Sumo69 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:47

I love to hunt for food and for sport I would kill a coyote just for something to do so if it's on your land digging up stuff shot it

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:55

Bury it in the swamp. The gators will take care of the horse and the coyotes once and for all.

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