Kids: Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother...

By Che_likes_you - 12/12/2014 15:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

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By Ted - 08/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I volunteered to babysit my niece. How hard can it be to entertain a toddler for a few hours? Turns out, very hard. Within minutes, she'd turned the living room into a war zone, with crayon graffiti and a trail of sticky handprints leading to who knows where. By the time her parents got back, I was ready to sign up for a lifetime supply of earplugs. FML

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By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2017 20:00

Today, I offered to let my niece and brother stay at my apartment, as my brother was going through a rough divorce and had lost his job. After coming home from work, I found my niece had snapped all of my pencils and had ruined over ten years worth of artwork. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By ChildhoodTerror - 26/12/2016 06:40

Today, my cousin left her undisciplined demon-child at my house for Christmas. This child destroyed the other children's gifts and made so much noise that the neighbors called the police. The adults can't really discipline her while her mother is away, so all we can do is apologize in this child's wake. FML

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By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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Saturday 13 December 2014 0:42

kids can be downright evil.

Drizl 17

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:45

You should definitely tell your brother.

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wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:17

Put superglue on her lips and stick her to the wall... silence sweet silence.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 13 December 2014 15:38

Damn... That's some dark shit.

joyboy390 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:30

Yeeeeep and thats exactly why i dont babysit kids. Id be sitting in jail for spanking the crap out of her.

painlessmind 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:41

kids suck, lesson learned, so decide not to have any. You may have lost this battle but you won the war in life

SeriousJoker72 18

Saturday 13 December 2014 6:43

Looks like someone's getting coal for Christmas.

Mean_Girl 5

Saturday 13 December 2014 10:13

I guess we all know whose niece isn't getting christmas presents.

tediruxe 13

Saturday 13 December 2014 10:42

my response would've been no your going to hate me. sit her on the couch and turn on znn.

jazalea8 16

Saturday 13 December 2014 12:09

I would have spanked her considering she is family. She would have known that when I say no, I mean it, and I will follow through with the consequences. If she misbehaves, give her a time out too. Take the phones as well. I have had it where I have babysat and they called the police. They locked me in the closet, so the police gave them a stern lecture. Lesson learned by them that they need to be careful and they have rules too.