Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The worst
Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Shush
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Wedding from Wish
Today, my fiancé told me to quit my bitching and to just order a wedding dress off Wish. I'm willing to get an inexpensive dress and in fact I hate designer labels altogether. However, I draw the line at the cheap, poorly made crap from that site. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
You must conform
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Pompous
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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ajourdhui 0
Bridezillaaaa
Rddvl 11
Maybe just buy another one you like at one of those dress shops last minute?? It's your wedding OP, make it memorable.
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Comments (87)
kayaker83 4
Maybe you should bethinking about your future marriage and a little less on the dress.
DMarie217 0
So wtf are you doing waisting your time posting this shit when u have to find the dress of your dreams!? No time to waist women!! No time!!!
missragdoll 0
YDI for being a picky bitch and spending all of your daddy's money on a custom dress. You could've found something beautiful in stores.
818de60 2
a week? how long does it take to put on 1 dress?
Cablo_Gubla 2
Weddings are pointless, expensive, narcissistic, and come with way too many liabilities. The dress is the least of your problems.
NamelessFace 22
Following that logic, so are funerals. Do you think funerals are a waste of time? Honoring loved ones who died? Is that "narcissistic" of them?
DiabolusIgnis 15
Here's someone who got dumped.
nick3600 22
go cry about it you loser
fantasyworld 39
Now you're stuck with it unless you buy a dress at Macy's.