By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 529
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At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

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At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

Too bad a toilet paper roll is now too much for OP

I hope this doesn't lead to an incestuous relationship with your mother...

That's quite unfortunate...

But you can type?

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When I snapped my arm I was still able to text and type with those fingers, even with a full arm cast. It was difficult nonetheless, but possible.

How are you typing this without extreme pain from moving your arms OP? I'm pretty sure it takes movement to use either a keyboard or cellphone ._.

OP's hands aren't wrapped.

Ouch OP, that really sucks. . . But how did it happen? And how are you typing this? This FML raises a lot of questions.

Well... At least you can't be considered armed and dangerous. Amirightoramiright?

the right to bear arms no longer applies

Stay away from your mom.

I'm really wondering if the people downvoting you don't get the Reddit joke... or they DO get the joke and that's why they downvoted you... *shudders*

I don't get it

Were you born with glass bones and paper skin? Break your legs every morning and your arms every afternoon? At night, do you like awake in agony until your heart attacks out you to sleep?

CHOCOLAATTTEEEEE