By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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SunriseSurprize 2

Bobbing for apples

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stephyloo 0

he was trying to fish it out with his mouth??? thats what oral implies

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LoveLessXlll 8

So in other words your boyfriend thought he was Indiana jones to recover "The cloak of protection"?

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P374RD3D 9

Did you really have to use the phrase, "fish it out?"

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blowntegdb8 5

Should have said no to the gang bang you participated.

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HomeAl0ne 20

What the hell is that condom doing inside you? Shouldn't it should be firmly wrapped around the cucumber or banana, depending upon what you got taught in sex-ed class? Pay more attention in class next time, and these mistakes won't happen.

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