By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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perdix 29

Not many guys give "oral pleasure" after *******. It's part of foreplay, not the post-game wrap-up.

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cuddlekins 0

that condom was for shore way to big for him

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Fiskerz 0

I like how you said fish it out lol

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h0b0m0nk3y 7

If he's not a keeper, there's plenty more fish in the sea.

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sweetness4406 0

well.....its clear he had a small weenie

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ohmandapants 16

...he was trying to fish it out...with his mouth?

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alliecat1876 2

Welcome to d deep blue sea...

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avadakedavra2433 0

OR MAYBE he waited to pull out too long after he climaxed and he went flaccid, thus condom came off quite easily. Not that uncommon, dumb *****... It doesn't mean he has a tiny prick or there is something wrong with her cooter

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