By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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YOUareALLretards 1

Yes number 43, because everyone knows that all people are completely trustworthy and neverhen cheat and that the pill stops std's

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smirnoff1695 0

Oh my god I didn't know that could even happen! That's scary!

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PinkFun1969 9

Busted!! Did you call him out on it??

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ndhin831 2

lol, guess he didn't need the magnums after all

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beachbabe830 0

Congratulations!

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ThatLooksSticky 16

I find it amusing that "oral pleasure" is in quotes. Made me laugh for some reason.

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elochai 3

Like it was this made up concept, that surely had to be a cover for something more sinister.

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avadakedavra2433 0

Man , boners must be one helluva good dick sucker to get THAT many posts erased!!!!

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noobzomie 4

maybe next time he won't buy magnums and learn his his true small self.

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HisGirl01 1

Tell him good job!! Lol

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mamapleaz 0

I guess it's not one size fits all...it's just once size fits everyone besides op

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