By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 037
You deserved it 5 423

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster

Sounds like a good time for a new job.

Comments

this reminds me of a book I read in school. The Great Gatsby. Everyone went to his parties and had fun but when he died only 3 people went to his funeral out o so many invited

32 people realized that, now that you are leaving, you are useless to them. 3 people showed up, hoping you'd pick up the check (or cheque).

MiddleChild08 0

Maybe the other 32 people did not want to celebrate your leaving, and the three who showed up are glad you are leaving...

I guess we now know whey you are leaving. Who needs them anyway.

isthisonetaken 0

Try to be better liked at your new job...

Julsa 0

I'm sorry. That's really poopy.

Maybe they were just too upset to see you go.

That's three more than you deserve. If the company you are leaving is a good one, everyone thinks you're an idiot and/or disloyal. If your company sucks, they all are jealous of you.