Today, my boss wanted to talk to me. Nervous, I went to her office.... - FML

By Umwhat - 19/06/2019 02:01

Today, my boss wanted to talk to me. Nervous, I went to her office. Turns out that my coworkers talk about me behind my back, and my boss is worried about me. Apparently, I lie about my bad knees, and me wearing black leggings is horrible. Most of them wear sweatpants on a daily basis. FML

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Monday 4 June 2018 10:52

Screw those jerks, who gives a shit what they think. It’s obvious that your boss cares about you, and that’s the relationship you should focus on. Your coworkers will be busy gossiping while you’re climbing ladders. You got this OP!

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Saturday 22 June 2019 23:27

Well, I mean, leggings are NOT pants and definitely aren't work appropriate. But neither are sweat pants, so...

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Monday 4 June 2018 10:52

Screw those jerks, who gives a shit what they think. It’s obvious that your boss cares about you, and that’s the relationship you should focus on. Your coworkers will be busy gossiping while you’re climbing ladders. You got this OP!

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 17:04

What is meaning of OP?please tell me，thanks.

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 21:05

To the best of my knowledge it stands for original poster, which would be the person writing what we are all commenting on.

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 8:02

Maybe leggings don't flatter your legs as much as you thought, try something loose and straight and leave them in the dust with your style

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Thursday 20 June 2019 5:17

Who the hell cares what flatters OP? Wear what makes you happy and comfortable.

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Saturday 22 June 2019 23:27

Well, I mean, leggings are NOT pants and definitely aren't work appropriate. But neither are sweat pants, so...

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