Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my manager asked me to escort a VIP and make a fuss over her. Two hours I waited, calling my manager every 10 minutes to check in. He eventually told me he got the date wrong, she’s not coming until Thursday. He then docked my pay for the two hours I was “stood around doing nothing.” FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
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Top comments
stormchaser24 24
Wow call the cops and give tell them what he looks like. FYL. But you should have checked his ID.
zniltiaC 19
This is why I don't trust valet parking.
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Comments (96)
chiken373 1
Sounds like you're living Ferris Buelers day off
ThatLooksSticky 16
Wow. Who forced you to watch -- the concierge?
itschrisssybro 8
Wow op, you're in a real sticky situation! But seriously, you must've been pretty gullible... Call the cops.
MyLifeIsWierd 12
If you still havent caught him give the police our license plate number
MrCush89 0
Grow some ****** nuts and bitch slap that silly ************ next time. I wish someone would try 2 take my car on a joyride...
Jjaro 7
Sue the Hotel and call the cops!
psycomom3 0
NICE That's pretty funny Ty for the laugh
nate15596 0
This is why you don't do vallay
acciofrenchhorn 16
OMG FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
Yolandababy2 14
Right then and there I would have called the cops and told them that the valet parking person just stole my car. And if you have onstar I would contact onstar and have them shut the car down.