Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
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Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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neonoodle 0
what a bastard.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...
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IsThisNameTaken 0
Why do you need an elaborate plan? Just go up and ask her out. Your friend was clearly smarter than you.
24788 7
You need some revenge on your friend!
iTz_Mark 0
#185 is right. you do you need an elaborate plan just to ask her out? just straight up ask her out man.
fmylifedotcomm 0
nice friend. and to the people who are asking why he needed the elaborate plan, i know the guys in my school have a contest each year to see who can ask the girl the best way. and speaking as a girl, i think it's great when a guy does something really cute to ask. soo sorry man =/ hope you got a date...
superpato 0
one 8 5 is right!!! grils like it when ur smooth and confident! they like it when u take things into control and dont make things complex ; no games just do it hahah like the nike logo ... be straight forward.. think fun not outcome!!! remmeber ur money man, ur the s***
penginskullgod 0
dont feel any remorse for that then proceed to kick your friend in the nuts
Lisimal 7
cockblock his ass!
that_guy_you_are 0
Jisz in hwer face, she'll kno what queston ur asking ;)
Bob286 0
Wow #192.. Your "friend" is a douche..he's not much of a friend don't you think? (agreeing with #184)
kennington 0
ur friend sounds dumb...