Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
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Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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neonoodle 0
what a bastard.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...
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Comments (283)
waternellon53 0
jazzercise
dunkme2 4
That's some amazing improv.
sn1p3rk1tty 0
you should have asked a friend that was a girl to distract her, then that wouldn't have happened. and you friend is an asshole.
gracieroxursox 3
wow, actually that would have been a way better idea:p
Maciejas 8
Simplicity FTW.
gracieroxursox 3
that is some nice friend you've got there. Maybe he panicked and that's all he could think of to say? but I doubt it
mpaquette 0
Should have just jumped on it dude. You honestly shouldn't need an elaborate plan to persuade a girl you like to say yes to you. If she really liked you, which I don't think she did, then she would have said no to your friend and waited for you. Even though your friend truly is a bastard, which is agreeable, it's mainly your fault. Sorry :(
cyphi1 2
Thats messed up. That's what you get for playing games.
ipod41 0
get a new friend
Koolgirl15 0
Your friends a dick, i highly recommend hitting him in the mouth :)
Anonymousturk 1
straight out cuz how slack