Love: Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and...

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...

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thekreeperkeeper 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:32

if he knew you were about to ask her that same thing, then dude is a total cockbite... get new friends man, fyl indeed...

sunny_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:33

a guy asked me to his prom, in a different state, through text message. i said yes. seriously, girls dont normally have more than maybe one or two guys ask them to prom if they're lucky, you should have just asked her cuz she probably would have said yes if you're not too much of a creeper.

thekreeperkeeper 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:33

and I also second part2 of what vox said "Believe it or not, sometimes just asking things like that, without going into elaborate schemes and plans, actually works! I recommend you try it sometime -- an overly elaborate plan is almost bound to fail."

Ole_Stinker 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:34

Can anybody explain to me why, if the friend was already planning on asking the girl to the dance (which is more likely than not), he should have dropped everything because someone else told him he wanted to ask her? Why does he have to be the pushover?

effthis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:41

hes not a good friend.. if that ever happens to me im gonna kick his ass.. cuz he knows that ur gonna ask her out, but he did instead.. thats a dick move on his part

twindaddy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:43

Dude, that sucks for you, but I laughed my ass off when I read that.

skullshogun 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:44

dude, no lie. hes an ass. What kind of a douche "distracts" the girl by ruining your plan. Im sorry, people like that grind my gears.

vividahlin 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:48

#15.... you can't falcon punch someone in the face. then it's not a falcon punch. also, did you tell your friend "distract her so i can set this thing up to ask her to prom" or just "distract her for a minute"? because if he didn't know why he was distracting her......... i don't blame him.