mindlost
United States
Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anon
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
sillyfox4lyfe
United States
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
mike4444
France
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
Sussy
Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML
flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Andre
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Denial
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Anonymous
India
Demanding
Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML
Anonymous
Galveston, United States
Staircase wit at the checkout
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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null_fml 11
To which conclusion did you and yourself come?
girlpenguin 0
"Dear Mama, I brought you these flowers after an outspoken heated debate with myself. I hope you like them, even if everybody now thinks I'm crazy!"
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Comments (62)
AntiChrist7 0
that's why we lock up people like you. Crap FML though
JimmyZeroL 0
I dunt get it
my_man_lovesme 0
this is stupid
fmlstalker 0
err..how is this a fml? just because you're crazy and you conduct verbal argument with yourself out loud. in public?
HanaxD 0
Okay. Talking to yourself in public and posting in on FML obviously makes you aware that it's stupid. So, why are you doing it? o.O
wh4t3v3R 0
See you get so upset with yourself, you have to yell. Later you feel stupid and post FMLs. I'm an expert, this happens all the time to me.
sarahalyssa_fml 0
SHAKING MY HEAD.
noffense 0
OP it's not about ure life!! damn serious, it's about u!!
thatssomeBS 9
Hello me...meet the real me ...(a while later)... Hello me...it's me again, you can subdue but never tame me
Reality_bites 14
Were you buying the flowers for yourself too?
kamy24 0
I do that too...and OP this isn't an FML
namhowell 6
How is this a FML? Are u trying to top the flop list? "Damn right I am" "No I really thought is could be a FML" "But being top of a worst list is something" "No it's not" "Ah I'm talking to myself again!"