Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML
Today, I went to the Cheesecake Factory and treated myself to an appetizer, an entree, a dessert, and some cocktails. The bill was higher than I expected and I was $50 short. I faked having a food allergy and had the staff call 911 so they could take me to the hospital, so I would get out of paying. It worked. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
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Top comments
agentx52 13
Wow, they're dumb for doing that.
trollsemen 8
What idiots.
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SamanthaSaurus 13
Bon apetit.
Ugi 27
I agree it's daft of them to send the same food that caused the issue but I also fail to see why they should apologise in the first place. It's not their fault if you have an allergy.
steviesnm 6
Send that shit back and demand a free meal!
heyred 11
They obviously don't want you as a customer.
Mitch_Connor 11
Sounds like they're trying to finish the job.
BritLass 15
LOL! For some reason they want to kill you! Did you not tip well? :D
Razman201 14
Wow getting a free gift that is literally free, that's how you make the OP feel better alright =S
pinglol 5
It bothers me when obviously fake FMLs get through like this. There is no way a restaurant would send food as an apology especially the same food that he was allergic to, if anything at all they'd send a gift card so you'll come back and hopefully spend more money there. Otherwise they risk being sued and losing their business. Also how did they get your address to send you the bread? Did you DEMAND they offer you something and leave your address? How did you not know you were "violently" allergic to something? Sorry, there is no way this is real, but if it is, YDI.
pinglol 5
Before someone says "they sent it to him at the table" if OP was violently allergic and somehow didn't know about the allergic OP would have to be taken to a hospital. If you're allergic to something and complain enough to get free food sent to your table but aren't actually sick enough to have to go home then you're an asshole to your waitstaff and whatever restaurant you were dining in.
alouise 0
You're lucky to even get an apology. Why should they apologize? It's not their fault that you had an allergic reaction. Stuck up much?
gemno333 8
Wow. Maybe they thought a negative plus a negative makes a positive or cancels each other out because they seem to know what their doing lol