Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML
Today, I went to the Cheesecake Factory and treated myself to an appetizer, an entree, a dessert, and some cocktails. The bill was higher than I expected and I was $50 short. I faked having a food allergy and had the staff call 911 so they could take me to the hospital, so I would get out of paying. It worked. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
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Top comments
agentx52 13
Wow, they're dumb for doing that.
trollsemen 8
What idiots.
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xdeathxofheartx 0
youre supposed to make servers aware of allergies you have so obviously this is your own fault i dont sympathize.
zann_fml 2
I have food allergies. And I make servers aware of them. Yet I have still been served food with the things I am allergic to because the chefs don't pay attention. In fact, this just happened a week ago at a very nice restaurant. The chef plated my food out of habit & didn't pay attention to the fact that it said no mashed potatoes. But that's what comes with what I ordered. (And yes, I sent it back.)
FYLDeep 26
You're allergic to potatoes? That must be a relatively rare allergy. I hope you're not Irish.
zann_fml 2
No, thankfully. Onion. Their mashed potatoes had onions. Although I think being allergic to tomato & onion is about as bad!
THE_A_TEEN 28
#30 not everyone know they have allergies until its to late, or develope late. Its nice you don't sympathize with these kinds of people who don't know their own health problems, because it prove that your tiny brain can't process respect for humans who suffer like this.
pinglol 5
Not knowing you're allergic to something and not knowing you're violently allergic are two different things...
zann_fml 2
So, my mom should have somehow known that she was suddenly allergic to shellfish even though she had eaten it the week prior with no symptoms? Guess we should all be psychic about when our bodies change?
uprising_fml 0
go Billy Madison on their asses and put dog shit in a bag, set it on fire and leave it outside the door to their restaurant . or just ask for a free appetizer coupon, whichever .
A100893 30
Send it back and demand chocolate (unless you're allergic to that too).
Kueezy 6
Olive garden I suppose?
swinglifeaway123 8
Such dumb people in this world....
fez667 0
wwwooooowwww they fail at life... id say sue em but wont get you far maybe put them outta business
perdix 31
Free bread?! You must be special! I'll bet you're one of those few who gets free shit at restaurants -- free sugar packets, free salt, free napkins. I rarely eat out because the napkin fees make it expensive, and applying for silverware rental is too much hassle.
emilo_fml 0
That is seriously fu**in stupid of them to do that.
zombiekitten87 12
The hell should they apologize for? Unless you specifically checked to make sure the bread was safe for you to eat, it's hardly their fault, and while it was dumb of them to offer you bread, they didn't have to offer you anything at all, including an apology.
Hald 10
What? Why should they apologize? It's not their fault you eat something you can't handle.. Next time I'm at a mall, I'll eat Lego, puke all over the floor, and wait for them to send me Lego.. My point is: they make bread, they can give you bread, and it's the thought that counts, they tried to be nice about your freakshow in their restaurant, you should not make it sound like a bad gift, just because you can't have any of it!
bibi_nette 14
He never said they had to give him something, he just said that they did and he wasn't happy with the results. You're right, he should probably be more thankful but at the same time you're also wrong. - Not hatin' just statin'
Yodelmeister 18
Dude, Legos are awesome. I need to try this.