Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML
Today, I went to the Cheesecake Factory and treated myself to an appetizer, an entree, a dessert, and some cocktails. The bill was higher than I expected and I was $50 short. I faked having a food allergy and had the staff call 911 so they could take me to the hospital, so I would get out of paying. It worked. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
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Top comments
agentx52 13
Wow, they're dumb for doing that.
trollsemen 8
What idiots.
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sciencekidster1 8
Sounds like the time a rat fell out of my bottle of Juicy Juice. I called and they tried to make it up to me by offering a years supply of free Juicy Juice. As though I wanted their rat infested sugar poison..
For_Real_Deal 0
man that is messed up
kumochan_fml 5
If you're violently allergic to something, tell your server, stupid. YDI. (Actually, if your'e violently allergic to something really common, do the restaurant biz a favor, and eat at home.)
juston_p 1
No lawsuit, just death!!!
F_M_L_Alex92 10
You told them it was the bread right?
bubo_fml 11
Sounds like they have enough dough, so, skip out on paying the bill...
blueknight1st 26
Shut up and be happy they even apologized at all. They didn't even have to do that seeing as it isn't their fault you can't eat bread without flopping about on the floor.
CurlyGurlF 6
Oh my god. Im sorry but thats just funny!
BloodyMary666 24
They wanna kill you...
FU2causeUFML 2
I would have just sued for harassment.