Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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skidary 0
don't have Hooker nails next time?
padlarf 14
No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.
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Comments (78)
Lisa89 3
i'm pretty sure there are no medical effects of making yourself throw up ONCE in your entire life. Trust me, i definatly been in OPs situation [feel terribly sick for hours but never throwing up.. so get to the point where you're desperate to throw up becuase you feel so aweful]. I've tried to make myself throw once before [for that reason, being very sick].. but never succeeded.. and i'm glad, it freeked me out when i tired. But i can understand where OP is coming from. And do yourselves a favour, and make sure you looked up the definition to bulemia is before you throw that word around. And be careful OP, doing that was silly... if you're going to do that, do it safely.
OwenMcAwesome 0
dumb ass
perdix 31
That's so sad. I'm here in Texas and I would have been happy to stick something with no sharp edges down your throat to trigger your gag reflex.
idkmyusername 0
lmao! niiiice
luckytexan 8
haha
LightningLadyy 0
Yaaaay Texas? You guys make me ashamed of my home state -.-
perdix 31
What? I got an "lmao" and a "haha." Shouldn't you be proud of being from the same state as such a witty commenter?
Kanvis78 0
Everything's bigger in Texas, especially, the gaps in teeth and the women.
rockr_chick 5
rookie mistake OP
MarkerofMagic 0
woah. since when is there rookies and pros and sticking your finger down your throat to throw up??
rockr_chick 5
lol it was a joke, relax
some1azn 0
Eww, I almost threw up after reading "my long nails sliced opened my throat"
dynky 3
that's not throwing up blood, it's just bleeding from your throat. seriously, who doesn't think to cut their nails before sticking them in their throat? it's not a good thing to learn to do either.
whiterabbit420 4
YDI, not for making yourself puke but for having nails long enough to cut yourself doing so. trashy much?
imhowie 2
They make medicine that makes you throw up...YDI
lolwtfwasthat 0
YDI being a noob
moonlight_daze 8
OHhhhhh.. :So gross. :-/
AyyItsPeyton 0
There's this liquid that makes you throw up. I saw it on Family Guy
purplemnm 9
it's hydrogen peroxide. drinking too much would make you throw up until you die though, so it's really risky.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
37 is referring to Ipecac.
mollyjynxjax 28
It's called ipecac