Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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skidary 0
don't have Hooker nails next time?
padlarf 14
No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.
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Comments (78)
FMLFORTHEWIN 0
omggggg fyllllll!!!!!! I just started puking myself there........
bhsnare 0
#1 ur an idiot. OP that really sucks and I can't imagine the pain that must cause! sorry
torio123 27
well of course you threw up blood...you sliced your throat open...
charbz 0
that's a new level of emo
ladyluck82 9
92 - lmao!
stokebasing 0
Lovelyyy. Not, that's rough..
medfly 2
wtf? why are you blaming the op for making herself vomit? I often feel sick due to my period, and throwing up makes me feel a lot better, but sometimes it takes me many hours until I throw up anything, so I often try to speed it up. not shoving fingers down my throat - just drinking a bit of water can do it, sometimes. (or gargling, if it doesn't work)
rofflewaffle 9
Making yourself throw up like that is disgusting. Freakishly long claws on a human is disgusting. Texas is also pretty disgusting.
MrTrololol_fml 0
No one gives a shit bitch.
debois1202 0
dumbass
kombucha_fml 8
ew! cut your nails