Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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skidary 0
don't have Hooker nails next time?
padlarf 14
No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.
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Comments (78)
MrBoredomioo 18
Give me a Y! Give me a D! Give me an I! YDI! YDI! YDI! YEAH!
LolCandy 27
I don't understand why everyone insists making yourself throw up once when you are sick is harmful. I've been to the point where I am literally drooling and in pain with the need to vomit, but it can't quite happen until I stick my finger down my throat. Repeated occurrences can destroy your teeth and throat, but once while you are in pain?
RockNRollAndrew 18
YDI for not cutting your finger nails
ninja_darkstar 6
Woowwwwwwwwww... That's the only response I have.
CoriCat 25
You couldn't just let your body take care of it? I know it feels better to puke, but making yourself with a finger in the throat is never a good idea
WarriorOmen 25
Erk that sucks, but thrusting your finger down your throat is one of the worst ways to induce vomiting. Sometimes just waiting long enough or drinking water can make it happen if you have an upset stomach to begin with.
firedrake637 4
drink lukewarm water. you'll vomit everytime
Gubbon 17
Well no, you did not throw up blood. The blood was just from the scratch.