Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
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Today, I confidently told my friends I had a high spice tolerance and took a shot of insanely hot ghost pepper sauce. I immediately hiccuped, tears started streaming down my cheeks, and I coughed so hard I fell off my chair and knocked stuff off of the table. We were in a restaurant. FML
Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML
Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
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happymelon 0
Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?
ArmedcrackerR6 8
LMAO idiot
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happymelon 0
Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?
akvc 0
haha, i like the way you think.
Yoshi_Fue 9
When I have a stuffy nose, I get a bag of "Churritos" and just flood the bag with hot sauce. I just swallow the entire thing, and my nose is cleared. It really does help. :3
MizzErikaHart 8
hahaha, that sucks! gargle with salt water. have the water as warm/hot as u can stand hit. use lots of salt.
122409 0
I accidentally gargled salt water with too much salt before, and afterwards I couldn't taste anything for three days and my mouth felt like it was full of sand. so, PROBABLY a bad idea.
jjames7543 13
No 122409, you're just stupid.
sourgirl101 29
16, that's what I do. Works every time!(:
Navydoc 2
Your gorgeous
dj_tricky 0
I'd rather have her gargle my salty stuff..
LilTiki559 13
When a woman with as much Sex appeal as you says something about Gargling0_0...anything Smart and/Mature..goes out the window..
Carebear423 0
this is like the FML that just keeps getting worse. first the cap comes off, the sauce spills, then you puke. FYL.
morganxangela 0
how did u make ur profile picture like that? that is just awesome!! what app is it?
cgchamp89 7
Ever heard of photoshop?
Carebear423 0
it's piknik.com! it's a really cool sight (:
ashlinnmarie 0
does your throat feel better now?
CryMoreFMLs 15
No, but her stomach might. Always feel better after throwin' up for some reason.
CasualZombie 6
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
mintcar 10
I've never heard of that. You know what would've helped? Gargling warm salt water. Derp.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I would rather try Tobaso then salt water. That shit is nasssstyyyy!
Mirrors_fml 0
I'm sure the OP would've ended up getting salt in their eyes in the process of doing that seeing how their luck has turned out so far.
mintcar 10
45, well the smell of hot sauce alone makes me want to throw up. it's pretty gross, I think.
CryMoreFMLs 15
True, but some people (like me) are avid fans / eaters of hot or spicey food so it doesn't affect us as much.
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea I put hot sauce on everything I can. It does clear out the sinuses.
chinozigzag 2
Wats up
Mittle 0
lol can't handle it
lakers2thetop 3
Gargle with hydrogen peroxide haha and at least it wasn't somewhere with carpet
bn326160 13
nice job :')
CitrusGirl 0
That's why you always put the drops on a spoon and then in your mouth. By the way, a spoonful of honey with a few drops of lemon juice work a lot better.
dudeitsdanny 10
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. =)
hubla 0
NNOO PLEASE GOD GET IT AWAY I'M DIABETIC