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Don't you know that causes spontaneous combustion???
play it off cool and blame it on her.
That's hilariously gross
What was wrong with popping to the toilet for a sec??
Ohh now I know why it's a one night stand she will never want you in her bed again now she has to burn her sheets and maybe her mattress! That's gross
just leave. get dressed and walk out without saying anything.
Shit outta luck!
As is done? Never heard that before, yet if it was a one nighter...why had you not just excused your self to the bathroom before releasing a kraken in the bed? That's sooooo nasty!
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Since it was a one night stand, maybe you can calmly slip out, unlike your fart.
Honestly, how could you not tell it was that kind of fart coming down the pipes? Usually those feel different man. Still, sucks to be you right now. Hope she didn't go ape shit.